THE BLOGGER

ABOUT

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that you're stepping on my massive cock. Scratch just beneath the surface and talk about what really matters. My obsession isn't obvious, but i have a deeply rooted urge to be on a stage, acting. I have a knack for being inappropriate. Oh and i have a slight sex obsession, along with a fascination for the female form. My boyfriend and I like to cause a bit of havoc between the birds & the bees. My ask box is always hungry.

The next button is right at the bottom, stalk at your own pleasure.

Don't hate. Masturbate.

i design t-shirts and stuff.

questions i get asked a lot.

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about me

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Are you bisexual?

Yes i am.

Have you had girlfriends?

I had a few experiments and one serious girlfriend.

How far have you gone with a girl?

All you can do without a strap-on.

Do have a boyfriend?

Yes I do, he is called Sam and he is one big bundle of geekery loveliness and his cuddles make me all warm inside. His tumblr is here :)

Would you ever have a threesome/orgy?

No, but i think that i would probably be in one if there were no strings attached and if i felt particularly confident that day.

Post a Topless Tuesday/Picture of yourself?

Post pictures of myself when i like. Although this is a question probably worth sticking in my ask box because it depends on what mood i’m in.

Turn on’s?

For guys: 

For girls: 
  • stockings
  • fishnets
  • heels
  • whips
  • leather
  • boobs
  • arse
Both:
  • Moans!
  • Being dominated
  • Biting
  • Scratching
  • Being tied up/pushed against walls/onto beds
  • uses their lips as much as their hands!
Turn off’s?
  • Lack of hygiene
  • Too much hair
  • Muscles