Hey, I’m Franki Georgia Le-Voguer. I know, it sounds like a porn star. Unfortunately for you, I ain’t. I’m currently 18 years old, I live up north in England. Bonny Donny to be precise.
I really love making people laugh and apparently I’m funny, weird, dirty, cute, discrete, loving, vulgar, feminine, boisterous and blunt. I also do strange things with my face for comedic effect.
I am an utter drama geek. I adore being on stage with everything i have. Nothing is more uplifting for me than becoming someone else; feeling what they feel, getting under someone else’s skin. It’s a passion that is rooted in my everyday life at every waking moment. But I keep it fairly quiet because I spend so much time talking about my boobs, so. I’d like to be an actress or a director, or more realistically, run a small theatre company. Which means I’ll probably be a waitress for the rest of my life.
I love banter, vulgarity and sheer, brutal honesty. I also like it when you laugh at the things I say. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I like confident, friendly people with dirty minds and intricate personalities. My social life is important to me, but i hate feeling part of any popularity contest and I very rarely care enough about anything to take sides or hold a grudge.
I really really like train rides.
I like Jackass, Viva La Bam, The Walking Dead, Lee Evans, Rocky Horror, Banksy, Wine Gums, Portal, Team Fortress 2, Monsters Inc and Horrible Histories. I love watching wrestling, even though i know it’s staged and i don’t get to watch it often, but it always has me on the edge of my seat, screaming at the telly.
I hate seeing old people in distress. I hate judgemental people and those who aren’t open to new ideas. I hate having cold toes and missing notes when singing.
My music taste varies a lot as the weeks go by, but my staple bands are Fall Out Boy, Motion City Soundtrack & The Gaslight Anthem. I like tons and tons of music but I have a soft spot for angsty pop punk and nostalgic country rock. I generally prefer acoustic versions of things. I like watching people play guitar. I hate people who shove their musical opinions down other people’s throats. As long as it means something to a person, it means something. Shut up.
I like cleverly witty films and t.v programmes, like Kick-Ass, Juno, The Hangover, Bridesmaids, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Misfits, Psychoville, The Inbetweeners etc.
I’m kind of bitter and nonchalant about everything which is why when I feel stuff, I really really feel stuff.
I fall for people, not what they have in their pants. So if we were to label that, if you really wanted to, you could say that I’m pansexual.
I guess now you can go back to whatever it is you were doing.