March 2012
Bedtime for me, you dirty little whores best be...
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k9gm3 asked: When was the last time you were in the mood, but didn't get to have an orgasm?
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k9gm3 asked: Lesbian porn or gay-male porn?
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k9gm3 asked: Do you masturbate more to fantasies or to porn?
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taxyourfeet replied to your post: taxyourfeet replied to your post: Right i think…
It doesn’t sound awesome anymore… That’s so scary I might cry. Two’s good. I like two….
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taxyourfeet replied to your post: Right i think i’ve been bitten on my boob by an insect
Third boob sounds awesome!
i just…i can’t.
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions, no...
askawayhere.
Right i think i've been bitten on my boob by an...
and i’m getting worried because it’s swelling…lots.
what if i grow a third boob.
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So, why haven't we slept together yet? →
I love girls. Girls are awesome.
bloodberryandblazers:
taxyourfeet:
Things I like about girls:
Girls.
Allow me to add:
Breasticles.
and
pussaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
franki georgia le-voguer, lowering the tone since 1994.
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k9gm3 replied to your post: k9gm3 replied to your post: Don’t feel bad about…
Well, you have a boyfriend. Maybe he’s as well-endowed as you are, and willing to pose for some pictures~ (Yes, I want to see your boyfriend naked. Because who doesn’t, honestly.)
i can’t blame you, he is fucking beautiful.
between you and me, you may get something along the lines of that sooner or...
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k9gm3 replied to your post: Don’t feel bad about having a mediocre-sized penis, Franki. Many girls prefer a mediocre size like yours, and even if they can take a more-than-mediocre size (which is what you don’t have), your mediocre size will probably work fine too, even though it’s mediocre-size.
…I hereby demand pictures of you breaking a table with your penis.
okay so googling ‘guy...
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k9gm3 asked: Don't feel bad about having a mediocre-sized penis, Franki. Many girls prefer a mediocre size like yours, and even if they can take a more-than-mediocre size (which is what you don't have), your mediocre size will probably work fine too, even though it's mediocre-size.
What a pleasant afternoon.
Went to town, bought some Ann Summers things and some new shoes.
Got a call from Jackass asking if i would like to picnic with him, connor and dalia.
Which was lovely in itself because the last time me and Jackass spoke wasn’t particularly on good terms.
Bought an obscene amount of food and took it back to dalia’s, procended to get hyper on crisps and coke and things and then...
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O2 have sent us yet another bill for a contract we...
They keep threatening to send the bailiffs round, for £5.10 this time. Come at me bro, ill throw a photoframe at you or some shit. Yeah that’s right, we got a badass over here.
“Forrest Gump ran so fast that he outran Polio”
– This nigga I met in Long Beach (via blackguyandrew)
Just did a little experiment
danhollister:
Maybe I’m just stupid, but I feel that Tumblr’s search feature might not work as well as it should.
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“She agreed with all her heart, but couldn’t understand why at the very...”
– The Notebook.
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schitzidealismofhappyorsad replied to your post: I need to sleep so i can get up at a reasonable time and go to town tomorrow.
but one does not simply spend 5 minutes on tumblr.
I need to sleep so i can get up at a reasonable...