I will follow you if:

• your blog has good memes/funny shit/classy porn
• you have a cool/interesting url
• you’ve answered asks on your page amusingly
• your blog is not over 70% hipster and/or full of pointless photos
• you’re not a peaodphile
• you are my friend/i know you in real life but NOT if you are at my school
• i basically like what you post

Please appreciate i do get a lot of followers per week and it can be difficult to keep up, but i do try and have a look at every single blog when i can.