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me and rach have some riight plans for the holidays that involve revision, gym and alcohol and probably in that order

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i what

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montypythonsflyingsurplus:


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capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

  • Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

you did not just link that

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ow

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saideschain replied to your post: Name three mythological or fantasy creatures you’d like to have sex with?

Remember Dionysus/Bacchus was also the god of wine and orgies as well

PERFECT

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oops

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k9gm3 asked: Name three mythological or fantasy creatures you'd like to have sex with?

ooh ooh ooh the greek gods were cool as shit like obviously Aphrodite and also Dionysus was the god of theatre and the arts so he’d be pretty cool to sleep with and also Zeus because he was you know a bit of a dick and i seem to have a thing for that

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k9gm3 asked: Got any funny sex stories from this year?

it’s funny when i tell the story but it was actually the scariest moment of my life when i was having sex in my car and some wankers pulled up to us so we got dressed and then they started chasing us and blocking me in and stuff and i had to do a badass swerve into my friend rach’s drive and pretend to live at her house

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k9gm3 asked: By the end of this year, how many people do you hope to have had sex with?

idk whoever is nice really i don’t have a goal :L

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fuck-my-fingers replied to your post: what shall i call my driving playlist? 

fuck truck funk

this is it this is the one

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what shall i call my driving playlist? 

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peau-rose:

Well this is hilarious


use with caution
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k9gm3 replied to your post: k9gm3 replied to your post: Right now, would you…

What about Beth (lostandfoundmymarbles)?

ha ha ha aha ha ha

ha

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i honestly don’t understand the point of being judgemental like if a person’s choices and lifestyle are nothing to do with you and have no impact on your life whatsoever then why just why 

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Anonymous asked: Hoping for a TT today.*-* And to see a bit more of your body. :O

nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh soz

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