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Excuse me, but I think you'll find that you're stepping on my massive cock. Scratch just beneath the surface and talk about what really matters. My obsession isn't obvious, but i have a deeply rooted urge to be on a stage, acting. I have a knack for being inappropriate. Oh and i have a slight sex obsession, along with a fascination for the female form. I reblog like it's oxygen. My ask box is always hungry.

The next button is right at the bottom, stalk at your own pleasure.

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Cosmo: "A penis is exactly like a matchstick, other than in size."
Birrell: "Does that mean if i strike it hard enough against a matchbox it'll set on fire? 'Oh, we're in a dark place, wait a second, i'll light the way!'" Omg.
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