Anonymous asked: How are you doing being single again?

Good, actually. It’s a bit weird because we still go college together, have the same friendship group and everything, but i think we’re managing to keep the right level of communication up and stuff. I knew that i needed this, but i didn’t realise how much. Not saying there was ever anything wrong with Sam, because he’s lovely! It’s completely to do with me and what i need to do right now. And this is it. I’m going to the gym three times a week, getting back into writing and drawing stuff, and i’m actually quite enjoying the musical theatre unit we’re doing in performing arts right now :’) i’m still bitter and blunt as hell but to be honest those traits work in my favour, because i use them solely for comedy purposes  which makes people laugh, which in turn makes me happier :L so in conclusion, i’m doing alright! 

Anonymous asked: what is sexonmondays?

mine and my ex’s sex blog. since we split up we decided it wasn’t appropriate to post on it any more, obviously. 

Anonymous asked: TT? :0)

nah

Anonymous asked: is it an ex? i wanna know if its the person i think it is, from what ive heard from one of my mates :LL

no not even an ex LOL

Anonymous asked: when, where and how did you last orgasm?

last night, ferocious masturbation.

Anonymous asked: how many people have you had sex with?

eleventy-two

Anonymous asked: its not rate far back on your face bit

how that shit ends up on there i will never know

Anonymous asked: who was the person with the maggoty willy that you had to lie through your teeth about rofl

how fucking far did you stalk back to find this anon, jesus

Anonymous asked: Why did you and Sam split up?

one main reason i’d rather not plaster over the internet…but to be honest i needed it. I realised that i’d not stood on my own two feet for nearly 3 years now and with going away to Uni in september, i need to learn to do that before i try and keep up a relationship there as well.

Anonymous asked: what horrible situation are you in? :s

i’m pretty sure that readmore started with ‘and yet again i find myself in that horrible situation where…’ and then explains what you just asked

Anonymous asked: stop what

your face

Anonymous asked: do you think you will engage in casual sex while you're single?

no, i need to be by myself, without any complications. 

Anonymous asked: Post a pic of your boobs?

fucking hell use your eyes, there’s a link to a whole bunch of them on my blog. 

Anonymous asked: You know exactly what you're going to have to do, don't you.

have a big fat wank

Anonymous asked: 34

34: Who did you miss?

I guess i missed Charlie, but we see more of each other now he’s back from uni. Um. I dunno. I miss Connor, a lot, because he calls me up out of the blue sometimes, all happy and hyper, and it reminds me that the first thing i wanted to do when i passed my driving test was go over to his and play kingdom hearts and eat rustlers burgers, but he lives in Cleethorpes now. If i didn’t work every weekend i’d get up there, but, i can’t. I’m seeing him tomorrow though :D