fuckthefearturkey asked: John

i keep forgetting that’s your actual name.

J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.

LESS OF A WHORE

O. MY EYE COLOR.

HAZEL MOTHERFUCKER

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

answered

N. FAVORITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

i literally spend all my money on food at work. 

randypissflaps asked: RACHEL! (you don't have to answer a :L)

R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

ANYTHING BY THE WONDER YEARS

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

I ACCIDENTALLY GREW A BEARD OKAY

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.  

I LIKE YOU BECAUSE WINE AND TIMESPLITTERS

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

I DON’T SMOKE ALL THE TIME BUT I DEFINITELY DRINK

E. MY BEST FRIEND.

I HAVE LOTS BUT MAINLY BETH AND RACH 

L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

MY NEW BEARD

thingsdarrenlikes asked: You posted knee high socks; BIGGEST. TURN ON. EVER!

i wish i suited them :/

randypissflaps asked: single franki means lesbian sex with rach franki! (sorry, had to be said)

hackjale asked: You live in a place called Hale? DUDE YOU LIVE INSIDE ME

NO I DON’T 

i live in Doncaster  i just visit Hale in Cornwall every year since i was born. Shay used to live there and we’d been talking/following each other on tumblr for like a year before i realised this L

kawaiicornsnake asked: hey fanki remember ages ago when we wanted to have sex with each other lol that was awesome

if only you still lived near Hale, swear to god you’d be right round my caravan come may. 

i said that in a farmer’s accent and i don’t know why 

Anonymous asked: Why did you and Sam split up?

one main reason i’d rather not plaster over the internet…but to be honest i needed it. I realised that i’d not stood on my own two feet for nearly 3 years now and with going away to Uni in september, i need to learn to do that before i try and keep up a relationship there as well.

Anonymous asked: what horrible situation are you in? :s

i’m pretty sure that readmore started with ‘and yet again i find myself in that horrible situation where…’ and then explains what you just asked

thetruthisfarlessdesigned asked: I hate you so much. I want your eye colour you green eyed bitch. <3

Hehe i’m pweety

kawaiicornsnake asked: Nice new theme, slutbucket (I think we are friends enough to insult one other, we have followed each other forever). Also, nice picture of your face up there. Your teeth are fabulous.

Thank you, diskswab (i agree.) They aren’t in real life, i just know how to take a good photo, excluding my bottom teeth, which look like a vandalised graveyard :’) 

Anonymous asked: stop what

your face

Anonymous asked: do you think you will engage in casual sex while you're single?

no, i need to be by myself, without any complications. 

smallfrybuttertits asked: PLLEEAAAASEEEEE CAN WE DO SEX ON MONDAYS?

CALM YO TITS CHARLOTTE GET IN LINE.

Anonymous asked: Post a pic of your boobs?

fucking hell use your eyes, there’s a link to a whole bunch of them on my blog. 

smallfrybuttertits asked: I think us two should do sex on mondays.

i want yer boobies <3